Safe City
In a recent study on cities with a low risk for natural disasters done by SustainLane.com, Cleveland ranked as the third safest city in the United States behind Milwaukee, WI and Mesa, AZ.
posted by cleveland facts @ 8:31 PM
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34 Comments:
lee, next time let me okay photos you post.
Well I thought it was very cute. Did you notice how I even named the photo "Cozy.jpg"?
i liked the photo!! it was a good representation of your city. whose car was that?
is that lee's mom's car?
did anybody ever think lee would actually get a cell phone, a blog, and post pictures of himself on the internet?
I'm a disgrace to myself.
i know. next thing you know lee's going to be eating his own nail polish that he painted on himself. shameless sell out.
but at least now you're easier to get a hold of. no more uncomfortable conversations with your mom on the phone. i'm grateful.
And the joys of text messaging! And the joys of commenting on the blog with pointless things NOT about Cleveland!
I almost forgot about Sandy M. She's letting you down...
Where are you Sandy M.? Please come back! You're the only person who used this site to share the joy of Cleveland, not just as a gossip ring.
earth to lee... we're the only ones who come on here regularly... you've obviously already lost sandy m... so if you didnt have us, no one would care about this site at all! so be grateful for your gossip ring...
KALIE doesnt even comment anymore...
what? the last two facts have been incredibly lame. and that's lee's car.
lee has black leather interior...
First Sandy M., now Kalie? Aparently no one appreciates the blood, sweat, and tears I pour into this blog. Do you have any idea what those body fluids do to a PowerBook?
ARIANNA HAS JOINED THE SITE!!!!!
how refreshing, someone who reveals their identity.
Arianna, feel free to post some of your amazing jokes.
ok, so what do cannibles do at weddings
-toast the bride and groom
these 2 cannibles were eating dinner and the one says to the other, your wife sure makes a good meal! the other says, yeah im sure gonna miss her...ho ho ho ho
ok 1 more. this is my last cannible joke. what do cannibles eat for dessert- chocolate covered aunts
the second joke is supposed to go
your wife sure makes a good pot roast...
not that thats a big deal, but its sounds WAY better this way
Here are two cannibal jokes I came up with:
1. Did you hear about the cannibal who got in a fight with his girlfriend? She really chewed him out.
2. A cannibal walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The cannibal replies, "Sam Adams."
ok i just thought of another one... what did the cannible do after he dumped his girlfreind? he wiped his butt!!!
i love the sam adams one!!!i have the earge to tell someone that. yesterday i was at the waterpark and i was in a very joke telling mood, you know, and the whole day i was coming up with jokes and telling my jokes to pretty much anyone. most people just looked at me though.
there's got to be a way to tie together cannibles with clevelandfacts. however only bath can take credit for jeffery dommer.
his house if very creepy. i only live like 5 minutes away from his house. one of my freinds dads graduated with jeffry dommer and he was a very big loner in school and turned gay right after he graduated. it is actually a sad story. but then i remeber that he eats people and i totally change my veiw. i would really like to tell him my cannible jokes! im curious to see what he'd do.
I grew up in Richfield, I don't want to be affiliated with Jeffrey Domer and his crappity crap Bath! Though pretty much everyone I went to school with at Revere's parents went to school with him back in the day. Good times...
i live in copley not bath. so i live in a whole county away from him. but seriously, you should see his house!!! its verrry scary...
i quote:
"i would really like to tell him my cannible jokes! im curious to see what he'd do."
my reply: he'd eat you... because he's a cannible.
yes i eat people
Too bad Cleveland is one of the poorest cities in the nation...
Referring to anonymous, anyone knows that lee loves taking pictures of his mom's car and second of all i did think that lee would get a cell phone, a blog, and post pictures of himself(not to mention his dog) on the internet.
Hey Lee is Cleveland Facts your mom some of the time.
My mom?
We're proud of you, Cleveland Facts!
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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