Thursday, August 17, 2006

Disability Friendly


Cleveland's Rockefeller Park Greenhouse includes a garden for the blind equipped with Braille signs, guide ropes, speakers, and fragrant flowers.

31 Comments:

At 17 August, 2006 23:22, Blogger cleveland facts said...

Let the Helen Keller jokes begin. . .

 
At 18 August, 2006 06:25, Anonymous all of my helen keller jokes said...

how does helen keller drive?
1 hand on the wheel and 1 on the road!

how did helen keller break her arms?
trying to read road signs at 40 mph

how do you punish helen keller? puting doornobs in the walls

what do you call a tennis match between stevie wonder and helen keller?
endless love!

 
At 18 August, 2006 09:02, Blogger cleveland facts said...

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.

I now await your angry posts.

 
At 18 August, 2006 13:41, Anonymous i have another said...

what did helen keller do when she fell into the well?
she yelled and yelled until her hands turned blue.

how come she didnt scream when she was falling off a cliff?
she was wearing mittens!

 
At 19 August, 2006 08:14, Blogger cleveland facts said...

Those are awesome!

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
You would too if your name was, "Whawrohvwerh" (in a mumbled deaf voice)

 
At 19 August, 2006 09:35, Anonymous and the jokes keep coming said...

thats great!

how did helen keler get holes in her face?
she was learning to eat with a fork.

whats helen kelers favorite book?
"around the block in 80 days!"

 
At 19 August, 2006 14:23, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 19 August, 2006 14:27, Anonymous AL said...

I hope you all get cataracts.

 
At 19 August, 2006 14:56, Anonymous you know my jokes are great said...

everyone seems to get insulted when i tell them these jokes. i just dont understand why? i think there pretty funny!

 
At 20 August, 2006 00:20, Blogger cleveland facts said...

I hope I do get cataracts, so I can have painless outpatient surgery.

Pretend like I just did something weird to your ear with my hand. You know what that is?
Helen Keller telling a secret.

 
At 20 August, 2006 06:29, Anonymous sadly, i have no more helen keller jokes said...

when i told my dad that helen keller joke "helen keller telling a secret" he couldnt stop laughing. he is very into jokes too.

 
At 20 August, 2006 20:36, Anonymous my turn! said...

Even though Hellen Keller was an amazing person who was incredibly intelligent, and could actually speak with her voice (which means that the falling into the well one makes no sense,) I feel left out without putting in a joke:
What's one way to get back at Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet!

 
At 20 August, 2006 20:40, Anonymous my only question is... said...

Why is there a water pump by the Helen Keller statue?

 
At 20 August, 2006 23:33, Blogger cleveland facts said...

She's just having a conversation with who she thinks is her peg leg uncle.

 
At 22 August, 2006 03:37, Anonymous yes huh said...

the well one made sense...
she screamed with her HANDS.

 
At 22 August, 2006 08:48, Blogger cleveland facts said...

Hey "my turn!," for being so concerned about defending the accuracy of Helen Keller jokes, I would think you'd be able to spell her name right.

 
At 22 August, 2006 14:36, Anonymous OH OH OH said...

now i can criticize YOU!

heLen keller...

 
At 19 February, 2007 19:03, Blogger pandorasbox27 said...

to all of you who posted a joke....Helen was a brilliant woman with an endless amount of courage who accomplished more in her lifetime than most of us can ever can imagine! Anyone that would make a joke of someone who's life started out so tragic needs mental evaluation.......one thing to remember ....There before the grace of God go I !!! hopefully all the morons that posted a joke knows what that mean, if not let me know and I will decipher it for you!!!

 
At 02 September, 2007 22:16, Blogger cleveland facts said...

Sorry pandorasbox27, it's time for more tasteless jokes:

If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?

What does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld. Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld!

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:52, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:52, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

She answered the iron!
How did she burn the other side?

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:53, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

They called back.

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:54, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:55, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

Endless Love!

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:57, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:57, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

Her dog was blind, too.

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:58, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

 
At 14 September, 2007 12:58, Anonymous pandorasbox28 said...

Black

 
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her favorite color is corduroy

 
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