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Cleveland's Rockefeller Park Greenhouse includes a garden for the blind equipped with Braille signs, guide ropes, speakers, and fragrant flowers.
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Thursday, August 17, 2006
Cleveland's Rockefeller Park Greenhouse includes a garden for the blind equipped with Braille signs, guide ropes, speakers, and fragrant flowers.
31 Comments:
Let the Helen Keller jokes begin. . .
how does helen keller drive?
1 hand on the wheel and 1 on the road!
how did helen keller break her arms?
trying to read road signs at 40 mph
how do you punish helen keller? puting doornobs in the walls
what do you call a tennis match between stevie wonder and helen keller?
endless love!
Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.
I now await your angry posts.
what did helen keller do when she fell into the well?
she yelled and yelled until her hands turned blue.
how come she didnt scream when she was falling off a cliff?
she was wearing mittens!
Those are awesome!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
You would too if your name was, "Whawrohvwerh" (in a mumbled deaf voice)
thats great!
how did helen keler get holes in her face?
she was learning to eat with a fork.
whats helen kelers favorite book?
"around the block in 80 days!"
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I hope you all get cataracts.
everyone seems to get insulted when i tell them these jokes. i just dont understand why? i think there pretty funny!
I hope I do get cataracts, so I can have painless outpatient surgery.
Pretend like I just did something weird to your ear with my hand. You know what that is?
Helen Keller telling a secret.
when i told my dad that helen keller joke "helen keller telling a secret" he couldnt stop laughing. he is very into jokes too.
Even though Hellen Keller was an amazing person who was incredibly intelligent, and could actually speak with her voice (which means that the falling into the well one makes no sense,) I feel left out without putting in a joke:
What's one way to get back at Hellen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Why is there a water pump by the Helen Keller statue?
She's just having a conversation with who she thinks is her peg leg uncle.
the well one made sense...
she screamed with her HANDS.
Hey "my turn!," for being so concerned about defending the accuracy of Helen Keller jokes, I would think you'd be able to spell her name right.
now i can criticize YOU!
heLen keller...
to all of you who posted a joke....Helen was a brilliant woman with an endless amount of courage who accomplished more in her lifetime than most of us can ever can imagine! Anyone that would make a joke of someone who's life started out so tragic needs mental evaluation.......one thing to remember ....There before the grace of God go I !!! hopefully all the morons that posted a joke knows what that mean, if not let me know and I will decipher it for you!!!
Sorry pandorasbox27, it's time for more tasteless jokes:
If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!
If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?
What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!
Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?
What does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld. Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?
She answered the iron!
How did she burn the other side?
They called back.
What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?
Endless Love!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Black
her favorite color is corduroy
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